hello, i'm satan, and i'd like to talk to you about christmas. and perfume. and those hard-drinkin chiropractors. we had this customer in here who works at a restaurant, and she was talking about this party they had for some chiropractors, and how much they drank. something about the idea of hard-drinkin chiropractors. makes me laugh. she said they had "tequilla fun." i think i'd like to have some tequilla fun. too bad these chocolates don't have any alchohol in them.
as for perfume. i came in to work at 2.15, and by 2.30 i had done absolutely nothing but buy myself some christmas presents online, and so i brag to michael about it, and he says, "want." and so i say, "as long as i don't have to take your job, you can have mine. your next task? call around to area malls, inquiring about the new perfume Lovely by sarah jessica parker." he says, "wha?" i was doing my boss's christmas shopping this afternoon. he's off running errands, and i'm back here calling every mall w/in 30 miles of columbus asking em if they have Lovely. it sounds like i'm asking for a porn star. and of course, nobody has it. the entire city of columbus seems to be out of it for the holidays. so not only was i doing my boss's christmas shopping FOR him, i completely struck out. you'd think if i was gonna have to be doing something so rediculous, i could at least complete the task.
and now on to christmas. i am so humbug this year. just blah. although those presents i bought myself this afternoon will make me happy. an awesome full metal alchemist state alchemist pocket watch and colonel roy mustang's gloves. how cool is that. SOOO COOL, that how cool. especially mustang-sama's gloves. *snap* *BOOOM* *cocky grin* that? is what i love about mustang-sama. i need to watch some of that in japanese so i can learn his japanese title. issa maybe? taisa? I JUST DON'T KNOW!!!
also, this chap just came in and dropped us off some chocolate. he's this dude for the local auto glass repair place. they drop us off all sorts of gifts so that when we get a policy holder w/ a busted windshield, we can send em over there. today we got two scented candles and a double-layer box of whitman's chocolates. so far, the Vermont Fudge is amazing, the Cherry Cordial has rocked my world, and the Chocolate Truffle just broke my mind.
for now, however, it is time to take my afternoon post office run. a nice 15 minute jaunt out into the icy depths of the ohio winter. pft. yeah right. it's like 12 degrees outside, and people are all like, "OMFG it's so cold!" wussies.