hello, i'm satan, and i'd like to talk to you about winter. i know, i know, it's still october, winter shouldn't quite be here for you northern hemisphere people, and you in the southern hemisphere have had just about enough of winter, thank you very much. by i, being satan, particularly enjoy the pain and frustration caused by mountains of flaky white stuff. of course the part where the kids get a day off from school to frolick is a bit annoying, but it's balanced out by the headaches they cause their parents. what really brings a smile to my face is the horrible car accidents--
stop stop STOP! snow is righteous and good and wonderful! down, ye wicked satan!
... ok, now that we've got that out of the way. it's chibi thumbshare time. only one thumb to share.
i was called for jury duty a few weeks ago, and as i was leaving the building via 9th-floor-skyway, i passed by this sign. it doesn't have anything on the back of it, it's just a piece of paper, apparently that you shouldn't remove, taped to the window, nine stories up. i loved it so much, i photographed it. ...and yes, there were some other people on the walkway, and yes, they were giving me strange looks. but i just didn't care.
hello, i'm satan, and i'd like to talk to you--
what!? you'd like to talk to us about what!?
... jury duty?
ok. look. people. jury duty should not be a topic for satan. if you are really that inconvenienced by jury duty that you feel the need to complain about it to everyone around you and whine to the judges about how you need to run errands and spend another boring day at work helping out people who will still be irate whether you are there to be irate at or not, then please, move to another country, where you are not compelled by law to lend a few days out of your entire year to help run your local government, so that the rest of us, who actually are desirous of making this country a slightly better place, can do so w/out your incessant, noisy, whining. thank you.
anything you want to add, satan?
... no. i think that about covers it.
are you sure? nothing at all.
no, i'm good.
ok then. thank you. we now return you to your regularly scheduled deviantART.
== BREAKING NEWS ==
aHA! i figured it out! check THESE monkeys out! behold! etsy's front page!
no wonder i got about a bazillion views today. and here i thought it was that satan finally coming through. i should've guessed, i suppose. that satan's such a lazy bum when it comes to coming through on a deal.